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Will whomever is using their remote control device to turn the crows against me please stop now? Three air strikes in one week is sufficient. I asked a woman in the park yesterday if she'd ever been attacked by a bird. She said never. And she looked older than I am. And who needs F-117's when you have seagulls releasing payloads of droppings with pinpoint accuracy? I'm beginning to see where the inspiration for Hitchcock's The Birds may have originated. |
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Thursday, May 31, 2012
Scared of Crows
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