Scared of Crows

Will whomever is using their remote control device to turn the crows against me please stop now? Three air strikes in one week is sufficient. I asked a woman in the park yesterday if she'd ever been attacked by a bird. She said never. And she looked older than I am. And who needs F-117's when you have seagulls releasing payloads of droppings with pinpoint accuracy? I'm beginning to see where the inspiration for Hitchcock's The Birds may have originated.
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Yee-Haw

Found a cool room in Strath. Very tranquil and an excellent deal. Don't see any more problems ahead. Hope I didn't put you all through too much, but it was appropriate to the end of my last blog, I thought.
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It's All Right, Mom

My mom is a sweet, simple gal who loves happy endings. I hope I can make up for all the strife I've been reporting to her by posting some positive thoughts here.
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